So fucking excited for season four of The Office!!
"Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
"Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you."
"Not a bad day."
Michael Scott: Oh God a minivan. What is Merideth's problem?!
Jim Halpert: Well I think she has a kid.
Michael Scott: Yeah, she has one kid, no husband... she's not going to find one driving this thing around.
"Why don't you grow something that everybody does like. You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet."